T–00:00 · Launch pad
Earth
“Sleep tight.” You buy your first bag, tuck yourself in and light the engines. Everyone on this rock starts here — even the ones who sold.
Live feed · Deep space relay
Niptune
The ninth planet · Deep sleep since forever
“NASA JUST DISCOVERED A NEW PLANET IN OUR ORBIT!! This is the first shot at discovery ever released online”— unverified transmission, relayed 03:41 UTC
Contract
0xc01a27a35eac542375d0e272155c8c905f696888Frame 001 · Raw
First shot at discovery — released online, uncropped, unedited, unbothered.
Bulletin 001
A new planet
in our orbit
Astronomers pointed the big telescope at a quiet patch of sky and something enormous was already asleep there. No signals. No hostility. Just deep, uninterrupted rest. They called it NIPTUNE — and then they released the first photograph.
9th
Planet from the sun
0 mph
Measured urgency
1
Photo ever released
∞
Hours of deep sleep
Flight plan
Earth → Niptune
Every holder boards at Earth. The further you ride, the deeper you sleep. Scroll to burn fuel.
🚀
225 million km · Stage I
Mars
“Just a nap away.” Slingshot past the red one. Somebody already set up a lawn chair and cracked a cold one. Wave as you pass.
778 million km · Stage II
Jupiter
“Dream big.” Gravity assist from the largest sleeper in the system. The Great Red Spot is just a storm that never got out of bed.
1.4 billion km · Stage III
Saturn
“Rings of rest.” Thread the ice belt at full speed. Paper hands get flung out here. The rest of us keep our eyes closed.
2.9 billion km · Stage IV
Uranus
“Chillax.” Coldest flyby on the route and nobody says a word about it. Professional crew. Straight faces. Keep going.
5.9 billion km · Checkpoint
Pluto
“Still counts.” They took its badge and it kept showing up to work anyway. Last fuel stop before the new world. Respect is mandatory here.
Beyond the map · Arrival
Niptune
“Deep sleep.” Engines cut. The rings come into view. You made it to the planet they only ever photographed once — and you were on the first flight.
Ranks
Leagues of holders
Nine worlds, nine ranks. Your bag decides how far from the sun you get to sleep. No forms, no whitelist — the chain sorts you automatically.
100K+ NIP
Sunburnt starter
So close, still sleeping. You are on the board and eight degrees too warm. Everybody starts somewhere.
500K+ NIP
Hot girl nap
Thick atmosphere, zero stress. You sold nothing on the first dip and the clouds noticed.
1M+ NIP
Crew member
Sleep tight. Official launch-pad rank. You have a seat, a blanket and a window on the good side.
5M+ NIP
Red rock resident
Just a nap away. Lawn chair deployed, helmet on, cold drink in glove. The view is unreasonably good.
10M+ NIP
Gas giant
Dream big. Your bag now has its own weather system and at least four moons following it around.
25M+ NIP
Ringbearer
Rings of rest. Certified unshakeable. Chunks of ice orbit you and you do not wake up for any of it.
50M+ NIP
Ice cold
Chillax. We are not making the joke. You are far too rich and far too horizontal for the joke.
100M+ NIP
The overlooked
Still counts. Demoted by committee, undefeated in spirit. Diamond hands at the edge of the map.
250M+ NIP
Niptunian · Deep sleep
You did not buy a token, you moved house. Permanent residency on the newly discovered ninth planet.
Mission manifest
Supply & payload
Launched on pump.tires. Fair from the first block — no presale seats, no reserved cabins, no crew that eats before the passengers.
1B
Total supply
0 / 0
Buy / sell tax
100%
Fair launch on pump.tires
LP
Locked & asleep
Pre-flight checklist
How to board
Four steps between you and the deepest sleep in the solar system.
Get a wallet
Install MetaMask or Rabby and add the network pump.tires runs on. This is your spacesuit — nobody flies without one.
Load the fuel
Send some native gas to your wallet. Leave a little extra for the return burn you are never going to use.
Open pump.tires
Head to pump.tires, connect the wallet and paste the NIPTUNE contract address from the top of this page.
Swap & sleep
Confirm the trade, check which League you landed in, then close your eyes. The mission handles the rest.
Archive
Mission footage
Everything the telescopes brought back. Declassified, obviously.
Mission poster · Crew brief
Frame 001 · The discovery shot
Stage I · Mars flyby
Ground control · Calibration test
Full survey · Nine worlds
Incoming transmissions
Community memes
Made by the crew, beamed back from every corner of the system. Post yours in the Telegram — the good ones get bolted onto this wall.
JupnippleLargest in the system
The official portraitStudio lighting, deep sleep
Ringed & unbotheredEarth in the background
NiptoStill counts
Save the nipSave the world
Nip of the AncientsLost city, found asleep
NipocalypseThe end was sleepy
Got one? Drop it in the Telegram and it might end up on this page.
Ground control
Frequently asked
Is Niptune a real planet?
It is a real meme. The photo is real in the sense that it exists. Everything on this site is a joke about a very sleepy planet — not an announcement from any space agency, and not affiliated with one.
What do the Leagues actually get me?
Rank, bragging rights and a place in the flight roster. They are a community tier system, not a promise of rewards, revenue or returns.
Where do I buy it?
On pump.tires, using the contract address at the top of this page. Always compare the address character by character before you swap — fakes travel faster than light.
Is there a roadmap?
Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Pluto. Niptune. Then a very long nap.
Will it moon?
Wrong question. We already passed several.
Final call
One small nip
for man
One huge nip for mankind. The first flight to Niptune is boarding now — and there is no seat assignment, only bag size.
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